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Monday, September 08, 2008

Pitchman-A-Go-Go #40

I must say, chicks must dig the accordion. Of course, I'm talking about chicks that live in the northern Midwest. If you were to break out one of these monstrosities at a bar or even a square dance, I think you would be the guest of honor at a necktie party.


See, you have to order it from Chicago. Now if you had to order it from Altus, Oklahoma, I might buy one, cuz, heck, it comes with a reverb box and if there is anything sexier than a Chicagoland accordion, it's a Chicagoland accordion with a reverb box.

3 comments:

  1. Urgghh. Accordians make me think of polkas. And polkas give me gas.

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  2. SallyP + Polkas = renewable energy source.

    I'm T Boone Pickens and this is my plan for the future.

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  3. Hey, now! You CAN'T have good Zydeco or Cirque music without an accordian!

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