.... to help keep you outta the slammer! Ignorance of the Law is no excuse.
Just remember that you can be cruel to oysters in Kentucky all day long and I can personally attest that it is perfectly legal to open cans of tomatoes with a revolver in every county in Oklahoma
Uh...exactly WHAT constitutes being cruel to an oyster anyway? I would assume that EATING them would be cruel. I am NEVER cruel to oysters! Clams on the other hand....
ReplyDeleteIn Indiana, it's illegal to drag a mule into the capital building -- though I would argue that mules enter the building on a daily basis every day!
ReplyDelete... er, I mean, on a daily basis, OR every day. Geez, I hate making grammatical errors like that ...
ReplyDeleteIs that meant to be William Burroughs in the final panel?
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