Sea of Green has a hilarious post about Jonah Hex vs. Devil Dinosaur, but sadly she does not show Hex unleashing his second favorite weapon.... Dynamite!! Until she actually shows Jonah lobbing a few sticks, I refuse to believe the outcome of her fixed fight.
But that did get me thinking about other matchups like ....
Hex vs Optimus Prime?
Hex vs Power Pack?
Hex vs Lobo?
Hex vs ?????
I'll be gone next week (still posting a few things) but after that, I'll have to get cracking on a few of these.
Devil Dinosaur wins, my @$$
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You are so right. Jonah would blow Devil Dinosaur up real good. The big red lizard wouldn't know what hit 'im! (Still, that is one wickedly funny article!)
ReplyDeleteI never even THOUGHT about dynamite! Of course, it is so logical now!
ReplyDeleteHe could also rig up one of those cool booby traps involving a pit, wooden stakes and logs on ropes.
Hey, Dwayne -- Devil Dinosaur once fought Godzilla. You SHOULD have Jonah Hex vs. Godzilla.
ReplyDeleteHex vs. Power Girl. Now that'd be incredibly fun ;)
ReplyDeleteKnowing Jonah, Devil Dino would try to sneak up on him only ti find its just Hex's confederate grey's on a tree branch or something and Jonah would jump him from behind. Can't believe how many times he got away with that.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I do know that "jump him from behind" does sound vaguely improper. No, I'm not going to change it.
Since a previous post featured Hex pistol-whipping a snow-leopard how about Hex taking on fellow arctic animal pugilist The Punisher?....In a Zoo!
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