Batman's a lonely guy..
... a lonely guy cruisin' a quiet scene...
...a lonely guy cruisin' a quiet scene having to operate solo...
...a lonely guy cruisin' a quiet scene having to operate solo can get real bored...
...a lonely guy cruisin' a quiet scene having to operate solo can get real bored having no action at all...
But why, you ask, why doesn't Batman, cool playboy that he is, go out on the town and pick up some chicks?
Cuz the ones he knows are absolutely chimp-flipping crazy!!!!!
Cuz the ones he knows are absolutely chimp-flipping crazy!!!!!
Showcase Presents the Brave and the Bold #1 aka Bob Haney smokes every substance known to man and then sits down at a typewriter.
You do have to wonder if Bruce's emotional development stopped with his parent's murder, since he seems to have a ten-year old boy's reaction to girls. As in "Eeuuuwww! Girl Cooties!"
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad I missed almost everything before the Crisis. Even when I went back and read all your old JLA books I thought they were dumb...and I was ten...
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