In the previous panel, Jonah gets slapped around, but we're not talking slaps, we're talking skull rattling encounters on an almost daily basis.
WHAM, club vs skull in Weird Western Tales #32. Could Hal Jordan stand up to a tomahawk? Probably, but you'll need to ask SallyP.
You know, it's probably a good thing that both Jonah and Hal have really thick hair, because a stone club is certainly going to leave a bruise.
ReplyDeleteBut that's all it will leave, since obviously,Jonah has one of those "Homer Simpson" types of skulls, with the fluid at the top, so that it absorbs the force of all blows. Fortunately Jonah also has room leftover in his skull for a few brains.
But that Indian was just giving him a love tap. You can't bring back messages if you're dead, after all.
I'm glad we're not having a contest to see who came back from the dead the most times. :)
ReplyDeleteI still think Jonah would win if you counted times people thought he was dead as "dead." El Papagayo alone has to have "killed" him at least five times.
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