"Good Lord, Martha!! It's that horrible Luschenat brat trying to sell us some more of that crap of his!""Don't answer the door, George! Remember how he tried to sell us that Mammal-flavored Jelly of the Month Club?"
"Urrf. Don't remind me. Or how about those tickets to the Of Mice and Men opera? "
"How about the time he was peddling New Coke?"
"That wasn't nearly as bad as when he was selling the Sham-Wow?"
"But you have to admit, he's not nearly as bad as that Gore kid that continually keeps trying to get us to buy into that whole 'carbon-offset' crapola"
"Well, he did have a good slide show to go with it."
"GEORGE!!!"
".......I like slide-shows"
Don't drink the water in New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteChipper?
ReplyDeleteCHIPPER?
Hey, my first boyfriend's name was Chipper! Of course, I was five at the time.
ReplyDeleteYou have to give the kid points for being persistant at least.
Where is Chipper these days and what is he peddling? Wonder if he's still selling American seeds? He was probably shot to death by the same guy who killed Alfalfa.
ReplyDeleteWow, I was really happy to find this. The name Chipper Luschenat has haunted me since I was in my single digit years in the early 70s because that kid had the most insane overbite I've ever seen, no offense meant. Looking again at his picture all these years later I'm still 50/50 on whether he was wearing over of those sets of rubber weird teeth you could get on those yellow backgrounded ads that filled an entire page.
ReplyDeleteTo Chipper Luschenat, wherever you are, if you are still alive I'm guessing you have come across this small corner of the online world, may you and yours do well.
Well done Jason. That guys name is stuck in my head all these years. I’m almost 60 now. I still remember the exact spelling of his name. That’s why I was able to find this page!
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