Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope everyone is having a blessed day of giving thanks. I have a lot to be thankful for, but one thing struck me while I was in a store last night in the toy aisle.



Lego is making sharks with frickin lasers on their heads. I think we can save the economy with this and this alone.

Pitchman-A-Go-Go #51

Nothing sez "Tootsie" like a white bearlike creature pretending to be a human.

Weekly Wonderous Moment in Comics #43

So Superman is still traveling forward in time until he gets to 801,970 and decides to drop in on Earth. He finds that the earth is entirely barren and a completely dead planet. Then he gets a great idea. Let's look at his to-do list

1) Drill through the Earth


2) Split it open and then weld the two halves together
3) Ignore the fact that there is no way in hell that this planet will have any gravity!

4) Suck some wind (that sounded kinda wrong)

5) Spread his seed (Whoa!! It just keeps getting worse, folks!)

6) Cultivating some weed and planting some bush.


7) Fly weird animals through space

8) Locate humanoids, ignoring smurf-caveman on right.
9) Kidnap hot cave-couple


10) Stand back and gloat as cave-couple discovers that everything on the planet is poisonous to them

We Interrupt This Blog ....#20

... to show you how to stink up your house with the smell of burning plastic!

"WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING DOWN THERE?"

"NOTHING, DAD! I'M WORKING ON MY MODELS!"

"ARE YOU SMOKING REEFER DOWN THERE?!?! IF I HAVE TO TURN OFF WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS AND COME DOWN THERE AND TAKE THAT REEFER OUTTA YOUR MOUTH YOU'RE GONNA WISH THAT YOU WERE SMOKING HAMS INSTEAD OF THAT REEFER!"

"I'M STRETCHING MY ANTENNA, THAT'S ALL!"

(sounds of mother sobbing)
"He found your magazines, Harold, I TOLD you to throw those away!"

Salesmen of Yesterday!! La-Veda Jones

La-Veda Jones from New Mexico

American Seeds, who COULDN'T sell them?

Jonha Hex #0 "Two Weeks with Nothing!"

Yup, you're gonna have to go two whole weeks without a Jonah Hex recap. Why? I've been pretty busy, traveling for work and this week I'm headed for Dallas for BGG.con.

What's that? It's a four day convention put on by Boardgamegeek.com where over 600 boardgamers get together and play boardgames. If anyone mentions Monopoly, they get a smack across the chops. Anyway, here are a few details.

Don't worry, I've pre-posted some stuff for ya and the Weekly Wonder is extra special this week. As for me? I'm gonna be playing the new Battlestar Galactica game from Fantasy Flight games.

See ya'll

Pitchman-A-Go-Go #50

Less than a penny each, life was considered cheap back in the 1860's