Tons of people have been asking me "Dwayne, what does 'the canoe guy' mean? Isn't that a strange, and even inappropriate (not to mention disquieting) label to slap upon yourself? It has nothing to do with comics or Jonah Hex. Please, pray tell, from whither comest thou moniker?"
It's a long story that can be understood by visiting my other blog that I had long before this one. Everything you need to know is here, just read from the bottom up.
Now ya know.