Monday, July 07, 2008

Pitchman-A-Go-Go #31

Ya say that prices got ya down? You're needing some extra folding green to get ya through the month? Then you need a paper route! I know that the Intra-web (now WITH tubes) has been cutting into newspaper sales, but you need to go with a national paper. You need to sell a paper to pizzazz, one with moxie, a paper with GRIT!

Sell GRIT and you can buy four more gallons of gas a month. That's an extra 20 miles in your Hummer! That should get you to the Indian Casino so you can score some REAL coin!

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SallyP said...


That's the sound you make while trying to laugh while tea goes up your nose.

Dwayne "the canoe guy" said...

To do list:
* Change passwords on all machines I log on to.
* Work on JH #50
* Make Sally suck tea up her nose: DONE