Ya say that prices got ya down? You're needing some extra folding green to get ya through the month? Then you need a paper route! I know that the Intra-web (now WITH tubes) has been cutting into newspaper sales, but you need to go with a national paper. You need to sell a paper to pizzazz, one with moxie, a paper with GRIT!
Sell GRIT and you can buy four more gallons of gas a month. That's an extra 20 miles in your Hummer! That should get you to the Indian Casino so you can score some REAL coin!