Monday, August 25, 2008

Pitchman-A-Go-Go #38

It's the wonderful HYPNO-COIN! It makes women walk with their arms outstretched, just like they are going to embrace you, or maybe carry your laundry. I'm gonna buy two and wear them like sunglasses!

"Why, no, Ms. Officer Ragnell, I didn't realize that I was speeding. Did YOU realize that YOU'RE IN MY POWER and that you will IRON MY SHIRTS?!?!?!" It makes you wonder what else the Hypnotic Aids Supply Co. stocked.

Feel free to gaze upon my awesome Photoshop skilz over at the Progressive Ruin.


SallyP said...

But can she cluck like a chicken?

Sea_of_Green said...


Sea_of_Green said...

Hypno-coin: Common currency of hypno-toads?

Anonymous said...

Here are your shirts, Master. They all have the same matching iron-burn pattern now.