I must say, chicks must dig the accordion. Of course, I'm talking about chicks that live in the northern Midwest. If you were to break out one of these monstrosities at a bar or even a square dance, I think you would be the guest of honor at a necktie party.
See, you have to order it from Chicago. Now if you had to order it from Altus, Oklahoma, I might buy one, cuz, heck, it comes with a reverb box and if there is anything sexier than a Chicagoland accordion, it's a Chicagoland accordion with a reverb box.