Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Pitchman-A-Go-Go #24

Of course you've seen those X-Ray Specs ads where a guy is looking at a woman or looking through his hand. Those are tame specs. I want to buy these...

"Hold up your hand and apparently see the grisly moving skeleton bones right through the skin and flesh! Try the same test with a dog or cats paw...."

"Gaze at an ordinary egg and you seem to see right through its shell! Is there a chick inside? Look at a pencil and apparently see the lead inside the very wood!"

"Now - if you have the nerve, look at a friends head and you'll swear you can see his own throbbing brain within his skull!"

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