Thursday, July 09, 2009

Salesmen of Yesterday!! Patty Korlin

If this doesn't sound like some protection racket, I don't know what does.

Knock Knock.
Door opens
"Don Karlin, I didn't expect you so early this month!"
"It would be a bad thing if the May flowers didn't show up for your April showers, if ya get my drift."
"Of course, of course, I'll 'buy' all your seeds. Here, is that enough?"
"It coitinly is. Now I shall be able to win that wonderful pony. Thanks, and I'll be month."

Hmm, wonder if this would work today?


Sea-of-Green said...

Hey, never give up on a strategy as long as it keeps working!

Eldest said...

Ha I LOLed

SallyP said...

Al Gore wants a pony?