"Good Lord, Martha!! It's that horrible Luschenat brat trying to sell us some more of that crap of his!"
"Don't answer the door, George! Remember how he tried to sell us that Mammal-flavored Jelly of the Month Club?"
"Urrf. Don't remind me. Or how about those tickets to the Of Mice and Men opera? "
"How about the time he was peddling New Coke?"
"That wasn't nearly as bad as when he was selling the Sham-Wow?"
"But you have to admit, he's not nearly as bad as that Gore kid that continually keeps trying to get us to buy into that whole 'carbon-offset' crapola"
"Well, he did have a good slide show to go with it."
".......I like slide-shows"