Pitchman-A-Go-Go #35

Okay, you've been getting your butt kicked by that bully on your GRIT paper route, what are you going to do about it? Hit him with a shovel (aka guitar pick)? NO! Be a man and defend yourself with KETSUGO. Okay, that didn't work, try JU-JITSU. That didn't work, try JUDO! Hmmm, that didn't go well, how about AMERICAN JUDO? If for some reason THAT doesn't work, you can always hypnotize him to leave you alone, give you all his money, strip naked and paint his butt blue.