... to show you how to stink up your house with the smell of burning plastic!
"WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING DOWN THERE?"
"NOTHING, DAD! I'M WORKING ON MY MODELS!"
"ARE YOU SMOKING REEFER DOWN THERE?!?! IF I HAVE TO TURN OFF WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS AND COME DOWN THERE AND TAKE THAT REEFER OUTTA YOUR MOUTH YOU'RE GONNA WISH THAT YOU WERE SMOKING HAMS INSTEAD OF THAT REEFER!"
"I'M STRETCHING MY ANTENNA, THAT'S ALL!"
(sounds of mother sobbing)
"He found your magazines, Harold, I TOLD you to throw those away!"