So Superman is still traveling forward in time until he gets to 801,970 and decides to drop in on Earth. He finds that the earth is entirely barren and a completely dead planet. Then he gets a great idea. Let's look at his to-do list
1) Drill through the Earth
![and THAT'S how you cut a grapefruit, kids](//2.bp.blogspot.com/_ROAnWMXsgfY/SRz7NkKN_oI/AAAAAAAAB1s/FcTlT47nzuY/s400/Weekly+Wonder+43-1.jpg)
2) Split it open and then weld the two halves together
3) Ignore the fact that there is no way in hell that this planet will have any gravity!
![Look, it's just like a tootsie-planet](//1.bp.blogspot.com/_ROAnWMXsgfY/SRz7JIxSwdI/AAAAAAAAB1k/z42MBYSXx8I/s400/Weekly+Wonder+43-2.jpg)
4) Suck some wind (that sounded kinda wrong)
![good thing Supes laid offa the stogies back in 51,970](//2.bp.blogspot.com/_ROAnWMXsgfY/SRz63s0lEGI/AAAAAAAAB1c/NPx4fU5O-_4/s400/Weekly+Wonder+43-3.jpg)
5) Spread his seed (Whoa!! It just keeps getting worse, folks!)
![rainy days and Mondays always bring me down](//4.bp.blogspot.com/_ROAnWMXsgfY/SRz6y7xulFI/AAAAAAAAB1U/A11tqCU5S34/s400/Weekly+Wonder+43-4.jpg)
6) Cultivating some weed and planting some bush.
![his bark is worse than his bite. hee hee](//1.bp.blogspot.com/_ROAnWMXsgfY/SRz6vzTvduI/AAAAAAAAB1M/T-a39RIh3Sg/s400/Weekly+Wonder+43-5.jpg)
7) Fly weird animals through space
![I like the little bird on the butt.](//2.bp.blogspot.com/_ROAnWMXsgfY/SRz6s8jsR-I/AAAAAAAAB1E/SaHIsUcn--4/s400/Weekly+Wonder+43-6.jpg)
8) Locate humanoids, ignoring smurf-caveman on right.
![Pass on Sid Caesar & Imogene Coco](//2.bp.blogspot.com/_ROAnWMXsgfY/SRz6o-PYSAI/AAAAAAAAB08/vafSAkzX6l8/s400/Weekly+Wonder+43-7.jpg)
9) Kidnap hot cave-couple
![eearg huk huk ogmah hegargh! Translation: MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!](//3.bp.blogspot.com/_ROAnWMXsgfY/SRz6lXzHxYI/AAAAAAAAB00/4zAbvsQRLck/s400/Weekly+Wonder+43-8.jpg)
10) Stand back and gloat as cave-couple discovers that everything on the planet is poisonous to them